Brilliant … But Bouncy

There’s Stuff Everywhere!

Several months ago, I started paying my kids to do the dusting and vacuuming in the house. Once a week, they tackle a floor. Dylan prefers vacuuming, and Shane prefers dusting, so it’s worked out well for everyone. Both kids are very thorough, and do a great job.

It’s worked out especially well for me.

In spite of the correct order for proper cleaning, sometimes Dylan vacuums before Shane dusts. One day, Dylan was doing just that, when I heard the vacuum turn off.

“Shane!” Dylan yelled. “You need to clean up all of this crap in the middle of the floor so I can vacuum! There’s stuff everywhere!”

There was stuff everywhere. I had been asking Shane for days to clean up the mess.

“Okay,” Shane said, running into the room where Dylan was vacuuming. He cleaned up the bulk of the toys from the middle of the floor.

The vacuum turned on again. Five minutes later, it went off.

“Shane!” Dylan yelled. “That one room isn’t the only room you were supposed to clean up! There are toys everywhere in here! There’s no way I can vacuum around this mess.”

Shane raced into the other room calling, “What toys? Where?” Then he saw his additional cleaning opportunity, and took care of it immediately.

I was sitting calmly in the other room, chuckling.

Dylan sounded just like a parent. I was so proud.

Time. Goes. TOO. FAST!

There’s something about vacation that lingers with me, even after the vacation is over: judgment.

I am not a perfect parent. So I judge myself:

I am probably a terrible parent. I keep thinking I’m doing everything right, but then – when I look back – I realize that I didn’t do much right on the way to this moment, so I am probably not doing anything right now, either. I have been reading books on parenting since before my kids were born, and I barely remember anything from any of them. And when I do remember what I learned, it’s usually because I realize that I’m not utilizing that knowledge.

In addition to judging myself, I judge everyone else. And I keep doing this, long after vacation. During vacation, though, there are just so many people to judge!

Going to Disney World is like walking out of reality into clouds. In spite of my family’s ability to argue with one another endlessly at home, this all floats away when we arrive at Disney World. Not only are the rides a spectacular joy, but the service is from staff that’s all bubbly smiles and overflowing kindness. During this particular trip, another hotel guest did MY laundry! It was an unbelievable random act of kindness – but it’s just that kind of place.

Still, I look around at all the other moms, and see just what they are doing wrong. There are moms who are scolding kids who are too young to understand what they did. There are moms who are hovering over kids who obviously just need to be left alone. There are moms who are feeding their kids fried food and sugar, so their kids will grow up to be unhealthy. There are moms who are forcing their kids to eat healthy foods on vacation, so their kids are going to resent the fact that they never got a Dole Whip, cotton candy, or a Mickey waffle.

Then there are moms who are on their cell phones – endlessly on their cell phones – while their children stare, wide-eyed, at the amazing world around them. While the mom is busily texting or playing Temple Run or reading emails or Snap-Chatting, their children are having a once-in-a-lifetime experience, whispering and pointing and laughing. And mom is missing it – minute by precious minute – because she’s too busy staring at the little box in her hand to spend this amazing quality time with her children.

This is the thing that bothers me most. I want to scream: “PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!”

Time. Goes. TOO. FAST!

I spent my vacation practically drinking the air around my children, even with my angry teenager (who was actually awesome during the entire vacation). Every waking moment – crammed though it was with stuff to do – was spent taking mental pictures of my kids’ smiles, listening to their jokes, playing line games with them, hugging them whenever possible, and soaking in who they are.

Because soon, they will be gone.

I blinked, and my infant was in kindergarten. I blinked again, and I had two kids old enough to make macaroni and cheese. I blinked again and they both ran faster than me. I blinked again and they were making their own beds, putting themselves to sleep, and spending more time with their friends than with me.

I am afraid to blink again, especially during vacation.

I’m Not Disappointed.

When Dylan told me he didn’t want to take IB classes – even though he only needed to take two of them – I was relieved.

I am still relieved. I am just now realizing that I expected to be disappointed. And I’m not disappointed.

Dylan has always thought rather abstractly. He was mature beyond his years as a toddler with regard to empathy, kindness, and philosophical concepts. Physically, he was far behind his peers – but he’s always been just a bit more worldly – in his head, at least – than many of his peers.

What I’ve learned is that a lot of gifted kids are this way. And Dylan is definitely gifted.

But the college admissions people aren’t going to know that. They’re going to see an application from an IB school – which is relatively rare – without any IB classes on the transcript. The International Baccalaureate program is known for finding those gifted thinkers, those problem-solvers, those philosophical students who want to delve into their own abstractions.

Dylan won’t have any of those classes on his college application.

So the college admissions folks will look for AP classes, since many gifted kids are gifted in a different way. Rather than being high-level, abstract thinkers, they are organized and efficient at memorizing huge amounts of detail. They can master a college-level class in high school because they absorb information at a rapid rate, and can process that information, flip it around, and spit it back in five different formats.

Dylan will only have one of those on his college application: the computer science class he took for the IBCP program, which he is not going to complete. He will have a C in the AP class, if all goes well. We don’t know yet if he’ll even pass the AP test, giving him credit for having taken the class.

I don’t even want Dylan to take any more AP classes. They just don’t fit his learning style. (Shane may be another case entirely.)

I am a little sad that Dylan won’t be taking the IB classes. I think he would have enjoyed them; they might have reminded him of his happy days in the GT program, where all the kids were eager to share deep-level thoughts about a variety of subjects, and Dylan fit right in, having something to add to answer every question.

Hopefully, he’ll have that chance in college – when his brain has developed a bit more, and when he’s more ready to tackle those classes.

I think the right college will see past the lack of AP and IB classes on his transcript. While he’s taking a host of interesting classes, they aren’t college-level. And his grades are (so far) poorest in his Honors courses.

Dylan has a whole slew of extracurricular activities and accomplishments to add to the mix that will be his transcript. But I doubt that a college with 35,000 students and 20,000 applications will see past Dylan’s test scores and GPA, or even notice his extracurriculars.

But I think the right college will find him, and nurture his gifts. I think they’ll look past his “easy” class choices – which are not at all easy for him – and get to know the person behind the transcript, who is bursting with genius and talent of a very special kind.

I think that place is out there, just waiting for him.

And I think, when they find each other, Dylan will rise to the occasion beautifully.

He Made It.

The whole world has been sick. It started in the fall, ran straight through the winter, and has continued into spring.

There wasn’t a lot of snow in our area, but the emergency rooms, clinics, and doctors’ offices were filled with people. Most people had a long-lasting virus that simply wouldn’t go away, even though they rested and did their best to stay home.

I was sick for weeks. I missed the entire Christmas holiday, all the way through New Year’s Eve – and still canceled work during the first two weeks of January. I felt like I would never recover. Two months after the onset, I realized I hadn’t coughed that day – for the first time in 60 days.

A month later, Bill had a fever and slept for days. Bill is the kind of person who doesn’t sit down unless it’s time to go to bed, so watching him sleep for three or four days was daunting. He still has a residual cough.

Shane and Dylan were both sick around Thanksgiving. Shane got one thing, then Dylan got another thing. Then Dylan got what Shane had, and Shane got what Dylan had.

For three months, someone was on the couch with a juice cup nearby.

But when play practice started, the boys were ready to go… until Shane got sick during the last week of play practice. His fever lasted for four days. It had barely broken when he climbed back up onto that stage, just in time for the show.

No one had pneumonia. No one had bronchitis. We all just had a flu with a fever and a cough that wouldn’t go away.

But Dylan made it through the play without getting sick. He survived weeks of rehearsal with only a small cold. He did an awesome job in all four performances, singing 11 songs and delivering a gazillion lines. He stood and smiled and shone.

Then he got to the end of the quarter – this week – and worked on all the things he could do to “catch up.” He talked to teachers, worked diligently on projects online, worked through lunches, finished tests after school, and did his 1.5-hour homework shifts every night. The quarter ends tomorrow, and he’s done a decent job.

He made it. Without getting sick, he survived the whole quarter, never missed a rehearsal, and sang like a star during all four spring musical performances.

Today, Dylan woke up with a fever.

School is Dylan’s Albatross.

After a glorious weekend of stardom, Dylan’s life has returned to normal today.

The end of the quarter is upon us and – just last week, during all of those dress rehearsals – three of his grades have dropped to C’s. To make matters worse, I inadvertently had him re-do an assignment that, I thought, would help him bring his grade up – but his teacher and I had some miscommunication about that. Dylan wasted an hour re-doing something that can’t get a new grade.

I’ve emailed his teachers and his case manager about homework assignments that, for whatever reason, simply never surfaced. I’ve had to explain the purpose of the signature sheet, which Dylan has been using quite regularly and has gotten signatures galore. But the teachers have only been focused on what’s due the next day – not on what’s due when he’s standing right in front of them. (Silly teachers; they think he knows what’s due, since it’s written down on the sheet he’s holding!)

I can’t tell you the number of times that, this weekend particularly, I thought about Dylan’s future. Most people who major in music end up as music teachers. I know this. But listening to Dylan sing, and knowing that he would be a pretty non-traditional teacher (to put it mildly), I can’t help but think that maybe he’s actually going to end up doing what he loves.

I don’t necessarily believe that Dylan will be a performer, although I wouldn’t rule it out. But I believe he can work in the music industry, in some capacity, and be incredibly happy with his job.

And I think he can be happy with his life.

School is Dylan’s albatross. Since first grade, he’s had to shoulder this great burden, just because it’s the law. He may have been happier if he’d been homeschooled. He may have been more fulfilled in a Montessori program. But I didn’t think I could provide him with the education he’s getting now, and we couldn’t afford the Montessori schools around here – so here he is, in public school, chugging along with his ADHD and all that comes with teen life.

And in spite of it all, in two days, he may end up on the honor roll again.

We shall see.

Thanks, God.

Dylan is playing Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka.

This means that he opens the show, sings a gazillion times, and helps close out the show, too.

We saw the show last night – opening night.

Let me backtrack for just … one … moment. Dylan has a few problems in school. He doesn’t sit still in class, and he is often doing something that he shouldn’t be doing, instead of doing what he should be doing. He sometimes remembers he has homework, and sometimes he does it. But he rarely turns it in. He’s incredibly intelligent, but there’s a lot of talk about potential and expectations when discussing Dylan’s school work.

Dylan can be a bit … um … challenging.

But he has the voice of an angel. When he sings, I vacillate between melting into a puddle and sobbing uncontrollably.

And in Willy Wonka, Dylan sings a lot. So I spent a lot of opening night in tears, then melting, and then crying again.

I am so proud to be the mother of this incredibly talented singer.

Interestingly, Dylan – who can’t remember to turn in his homework, or do whatever I just asked him to do – had absolutely no trouble rattling off about 117 perfectly timed lines, without missing so much as a word.

I do wonder about ADHD.

Long ago, I heard that babies and toddlers are born with those big, beautiful eyes – so that their frustrated parents won’t kill them.

I’m fairly certain that God has given Dylan this gift for a reason, too.

Thanks, God.

I Can Wash My Hair!

Last night, I went to bed last. I was up an hour after everyone else, doing important stuff like calculating Dylan’s possible GPA with or without his various C grades.

When I woke up, I forfeited my shower in order to make breakfast for the boys. At some point, Bill showed up in the kitchen.

“You know that really nice alarm you got me?” he asked. “It stopped making sounds!” Bill was truly shocked. I was not. The alarm is at least a decade old, and has enough buttons on it that something should have broken once a month. I’m impressed that it lasted as long as it did.

I started making lunches. Dylan came screaming down the stairs a few minutes later, late as always and racing out the door to catch the bus. I anticipated this, and had wrapped his breakfast in foil to keep it warm.

But Bill, since he was home, volunteered to take Dylan to school. I was able to leisurely finish making his lunch, and sent them both off with all the right stuff.

I can take a shower, I thought, AND I can wash my hair! The previous day, I had spilled half a bag of pine nuts all over the pantry floor, and spent half an hour pulling pine nuts out of iced tea boxes, so I hadn’t had time to wash my hair.

I finished making Shane’s lunch and raced upstairs. I had to be at work in an hour.

I passed Shane on the steps.

“I left your breakfast on the counter,” I said, kissing him on the head. I didn’t want the dog to get it. “See you in 15 minutes!”

“Okay,” he said.

I hopped in the shower, so excited to have a moment to get something done for myself.

The water was lukewarm. I took a very fast shower and jumped out, shivering.

Then I raced downstairs with a towel on my head and printed out seven pages of algebra for Shane to study while he finished his breakfast. Shane seemed oblivious to the fact that he had a quarterly assessment in a few hours.

“You were supposed to do this yesterday!” I declared, throwing the pages next to his plate and running back up the stairs.

We were ready to go, surprisingly, on time.

All I had to do was drop off Shane, go home, cook and eat a couple of eggs, and get to work on time. (As a substitute teacher, I have absolutely no idea how parents do this stuff every day.)

On the way to school, Shane said, very simply, “Do you know what I hate about cliffhangers?”

Then he didn’t say anything at all. He just turned his head, and looked out the window.

I love my life.

What Sold Me?

When I was in high school, I wasn’t all that interested in colleges.  I wanted to go to college, and I certainly thought college would be fun, but I never thought about the variety of colleges available to me, or their programs, or the differently sized populations, or what college would best prepare me for my future.

From the time I was in kindergarten, my dad worked at colleges. By the time I graduated from high school, he worked at one of the most prestigious colleges in the country. And by the time he retired, he had consulted at colleges all over the world.

I grew up on college campuses. To say that information about colleges was readily available to me would be a gross understatement.

But did I use that information? No. Not really. I cared very little about the things that really mattered.

For example, I remember getting a brochure in the mail – along with dozens, if not hundreds of other brochures – since that was how it was done back in “my day.” But this one really stood out to me. It was big and square and was shaped like a matchbook (because that’s also how it was done in “my day”) and each of the “matchsticks” represented a different aspect of college life at Capital University.

That’s how I decided that Capital University was the college for me! I was sure of it!

But it turned out that Capital University was in Columbus, Ohio – a full three hours from home. That sounded like a long drive, at the time. I was afraid I would get homesick and wouldn’t be able to get home if I needed a quick respite.

So I never even visited Capital University. But wow, that was one cool brochure.

I ended up at Mount Union University, also in Ohio. What sold me? Two major things: (1) They had a powder puff football team (on which I never played) and (2) Mount Union’s colors were purple and white.

I loved purple. Oh, and it was only two hours from home.

Today, my husband drives three hours every day during his commute.

And also today, I am looking at colleges worldwide … for my kids.

Dylan’s current top-runner is ten hours from home, and we’ve already visited. Shane wants to work on movies, so we may end up on the other side of the country during his college search. And we’ve already seen every college in the state that’s worth seeing – and some that aren’t – and in most of the neighboring states.

And I am loving it. I know more about colleges now than I ever did when I was a student. I know about their acceptance rates, program specialties, populations (by number, sex and racial diversity), professors, and mascots. Oh, and I know plenty about their music programs, student satisfaction rates, what the food is like on campus, and if there’s a lot of drug and/or alcohol use.

In fact, I know substantially more about some colleges that I’ve never even seen than I ever knew about my own college.

And Dylan knows almost nothing about colleges, even though he’s visited nearly a hundred campuses.

Nor does he care. If he were to get a really cool matchbook brochure from Capital University, he might not even open the envelope.

But I sure am having fun.

Is the School Safe?

A tragic event happened at Dylan’s school last week: two males sexually assaulted a 14-year-old girl in the boys’ bathroom. This horrific event could have happened anywhere, since there are criminals wherever there are people. But it happened during school hours, at MY son’s school.

Unfortunately, the news media appeared the next day.

But the “news” didn’t stop. The two males happened to be illegal immigrants, so Dylan’s school became a platform for a national stance against immigration. Then, in case that wasn’t sufficient to cause uproar, the media broadcasted that our school was receiving threatening phone calls – people (lovely people) threatening to shoot all the immigrants in the school.

During a week of media glory, the school responded with added police protection, calming statements and letters, a huge meeting to address parents’ concerns, visits by the superintendent of schools, and – I’m sure – many, many staff meetings: What can we do to make sure this doesn’t happen again?

There’s nothing they can do. There’s a full-time security presence and 105 security cameras installed throughout the school. It’s the smallest school in the county. We just can’t be everywhere, all the time.

Still, the parents’ email list caught fire. Everyone panicked. Is the school safe? How can we send our kids there? Why isn’t the principal doing more? Why didn’t they warn us about the threatening phone calls? What if there’s a bomb?

One parent said, to explain why she isn’t sending her son to school: The “high school appears to be under siege.”

It APPEARS that way.

This appearance was not caused by a sexual assault, or by the school itself. This appearance is completely thanks to the media. They have taken what once was a very strong, safe school, and turned it into a media circus. They broadcast the horrors of one event, discredited the safety of our school, turned us into an immigration platform and then announced that our school is being attacked.

And once the media latched on, so did the parents.

The assault could have happened at any other school, or a grocery store, or a movie theater, or any number of places where people are. People did this – two very unkind people. And people are everywhere.

But if the media has shown us nothing in the last several years, it’s that we have to be very, very, afraid. They focus only on bad news: death, destruction, crime. Fifty years ago, the media did stories about how much money was raised by a local car wash to help a needy family. Now the car wash is forgotten – and the needy family is spotlighted.

Bad things happen. It is a horrible fact of life. But the news isn’t broadcasting anything good, and the media absolutely glorifies crime. This is not reality! This is an appearance that the media creates to get higher ratings.

I’ve been to the high school. My son’s school is one of the absolute best schools in the area. It is filled with teenagers, so it can’t be perfect. But we have caring, vigilant staff. And right now, they are doing everything they can – even though perfection is impossible.

But FEAR gets ratings. That doesn’t mean we have to play into it, to hide out until the “danger” is gone. The danger was always there – will always be there, as long as there are people. The media just spotlights it.

If we tune out the media – even social media – we might see what’s really happening. We are all – passively and/or passionately – doing the absolute best we can.