I hopped into the long, low sedan that Kurt had been driving when he’d taken me “for a ride” before. I finally understood that this was Fish’s car.
This time Kurt was out cruising with Fish and another friend. As we squealed away from the gas station, I looked at the dark-skinned, rail-thin guy in the passenger seat.
“That’s Chip,” Kurt said. He didn’t bother telling Chip my name. I wasn’t sure Kurt knew it.
Chip turned around and grinned, revealing a broken front tooth in his wide, yellow-toothed smile. “‘Sup,” he said. Then he turned back to Fish and started talking so fast, I couldn’t understand what he said.
Kurt, as usual, said nothing. I was okay with his silence. It made him mysterious.
After a few minutes, with Chip still rattling on to Fish at breakneck speed, I leaned over and whispered to Kurt. “Did they do that on purpose?”
Kurt lifted his chin at me and said. “Do what?”
“Fish and Chip,” I said. “Did they come up with those nicknames on purpose because they hang out together?”
Kurt, who obviously had never considered this, laughed out loud. “Yo,” he said to the front seat.
Chip stopped talking and turned around, since Kurt never said anything. “Yo!” Chip said.
“She said you’re Fish and Chip. Like the food!”
Fish and Chip roared with laughter. I wasn’t trying to be funny, but I laughed, too.
Mid-laugh, Chip started rambling again, about foods he wanted. We stopped at a CoGo’s and he bought beef jerky. He offered it to all of us and, when we all turned him down, Chip ate the rest of it himself. The whole car smelled like beef jerky.
We passed around pipes, drank warm beers. Everybody chain-smoked. We tossed our cigarettes out the window without a thought.
Fish drove with one forearm on the steering wheel, taking the turns ultra-wide, like we were in a school bus. Sometimes he swerved wildly in the middle of the road, or hit the brakes hard for no reason. We were moving very, very slowly compared to the other traffic.
I didn’t think about how wasted they must be; I guessed we were safe.
We drove around and around and around. We were in the suburbs, in the country, in the city. We really were just going for a ride.
Fish and Chip were yelling back and forth at one another, making no sense to me in the back seat, but I didn’t have anything to add. Kurt stared out the window, glanced at the guys once in awhile, smiled once in awhile. Once, he even put his hand on my leg and squeezed, but not for any apparent reason.
It melted my heart. I stared at him, at the side of his face, watching his dark eyes gleam. He never even glanced at me. I was pretty sure I was in love.
We passed a girl on the street and Chip leaned half-out the window and yelled: “I gotta get some work!” He sat back down and yelled louder: “Gotta get me some WORK!” It went on for half an hour.
We passed another girl, then a group of girls. Chip never stopped. “I GOTS to get some WORK!”
Finally he said, “Some WORK, ya know what I mean?!” Fish chuckled; Kurt snickered.
I had no idea what Chip was talking about. Why didn’t he just get a job? I was completely befuddled.
Eventually they dropped me off at the gas station and I walked the mile home.
Almost immediately, I wondered when I’d see Kurt again.
The house where Kurt and I first “hung out” belonged to a guy they called Fish. I never knew Fish’s real name, or why they called him Fish.
I got to know Fish that day, just a little bit, from watching him create rocks from cocaine, and from listening to him talk. Fish was not a nice man.
I didn’t understand why Kurt would befriend him.
Fish talked a lot, and ridiculed everyone who wasn’t in the room. He demeaned his wife who was probably working to pay the rent. Fish demeaned all women. It didn’t matter that there were a smattering of women at the table.
At one point, two little boys came into the house. All the junkies were sitting at the table watching Fish make rocks, and those two little boys ran right over to Fish. They were maybe 9 and 11 years old.
Each boy stood on one side of Fish. “Daddy,” said the older boy, tugging on Fish’s sleeve.
Fish didn’t even look up. “Daddy,” the kid said again. No response from Fish. “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,” he said, pulling on Fish’s arm. “I have to ask you something.”
Finally, Fish sat up straighter without looking at the boys, seemingly annoyed to be bothered in the midst of his project. The boys lit up.
“Daddy, can we take our bikes to Rodney’s house?” said the older boy. Fish considered the request, shrugged, and nodded. Fish never looked at either of them. He never said a word.
The boys grabbed his shoulders and hugged him, then ran out.
My jaw dropped. This man had children and he didn’t even look at them. He didn’t even talk to them. And they were exposed to the use of illegal drugs the same way I was exposed to Oreo cookies.
This broke my heart in a way nothing else had broken it before. I’d never considered the effect my actions might have on children, because I never saw any children. There were no children in the bars. There were no children at my jobs. And while I knew children existed in the world, it never occurred to me that children were aware of, say, cocaine.
I didn’t know parents used drugs.
I wonder whatever happened to those boys, if they survived to adulthood, if they became junkies, too.
But back then, I said nothing. I did nothing. I tried to forget they existed. I tried to forget that the guy making rocks was also named “Daddy.”
I only wanted to be with Kurt anyway. After that first gas-station-to-house date, I went looking for Kurt every chance I got.
Kurt never went looking for me.
I didn’t drive anywhere except to work, but I would walk all over town. I would walk to the gas station and wait. I would walk through the neighborhood, looking for that long car. I would go into bars and have a beer, scan the area for Kurt, then try another bar. Kurt was a very hard man to find.
Then one day, Kurt appeared again at the gas station. He climbed out of the backseat of a car and there I was, just waiting for him.
I’d almost forgotten those beautiful eyes.
Kurt nodded at me. “Wanna ride with us?”
“Sure,” I said.
I had no cool when Kurt was around. I didn’t even care that Daddy-Fish was driving. I would have done anything to hang out with Kurt. I just wanted to stare at him and absorb his vibe.
As I sat next to Kurt in this room full of strangers, I watched the guy at the head of table – who appeared to be finished organizing his garbage: some foil, a lighter, silverware, some liquid, a pocket knife, powder, some straws, a mirror.
Everyone else was watching him, too.
Finally he put a little white rock into the pipe, put the pipe to his mouth, and lit it. He inhaled, held the smoke in his lungs, and passed the pipe to the guy next to him, who did the same thing.
When the pipe got to Kurt, he did it, too.
“Is it PCP?” I whispered when Kurt handed the pipe to me. I didn’t want to be uncool, but I hoped Kurt remembered our unpleasant PCP encounter.
Kurt shook his head and pushed the pipe at me. “Coke,” he mumbled.
It’s cocaine? In a pipe? That made no sense to me. Why would anyone waste cocaine by smoking it?
I didn’t have time to consider my options, though. There were no more lines on the table. So I smoked the little rock of cocaine, too. I put the pipe in my mouth and inhaled. I held the smoke for as long as I could while passing the pipe to the next person.
Before I even exhaled, I could feel it.
Within a half-second, my inhibitions were completely gone. It was like my brain had disappeared and I felt free, beautiful, extreme serenity. The euphoria that came from snorting cocaine was nothing compared to this.
Instead of feeling like I was floating on a cloud, I felt like I was a cloud. I was simply flying through the air while still sitting in my chair, peaceful and one with the world, awestruck and inspired and clean and clear and 100% perfect.
Smoking cocaine created the most pleasure I’d ever had in my life, unrivaled by any other drug. Inside my head, the world was ablaze with a glorious summer sunshine, muted only by rainbows, and I was floating through with flawless ease.
I couldn’t speak or move or think.
This feeling lasted maybe 11 seconds.
Then it vanished completely.
Within a minute I was fully back on Earth, back at the dining room table with a bunch of strangers, hyper-focused on the guy with the garbage.
Having experienced ultimate bliss, I became immediately and suddenly completely devoid of all happiness.
My brain screamed, wailed, moaned: MORE MORE MORE! I NEED THAT AGAIN! WHERE IS IT? MORE! MORE! MORE! WHERE IS IT? WHAT IS IT? HOW CAN I GET THAT FEELING AGAIN?
And now, like everyone else at the table, I was watching the guy with the garbage. Because he was the one making that feeling happen for all of us, somehow, out of the mess he had in front of him.
I looked around at all the people watching him and thought, did they all feel that? I didn’t know what they felt when they smoked cocaine. Nobody was really talking about it. Nobody was doing anything.
Everybody was just watching the guy. And I watched them watch him, knowing why. I understood what we were all waiting for.
So I sat and watched him fiddle with the garbage, just like they did. We didn’t talk. The radio continued to blast. The only thing that mattered was that pipe was going to come around again.
And I was going to be there for it, waiting. Just like all the other junkies at the table.
Kurt and I did not drive far. In fact, we went only a few blocks. We parked in front of an old, brick house, much like all the other old brick houses in Swissvale.
I had no idea why we were stopping.
“C’mon in,” Kurt said.
I scrambled out of the passenger side, completely flummoxed. Kurt walked in the front door and held open the screen for me. It was a normal suburban residence with a dark, empty living area to the left and a dark but bustling dining area on the right.
A handful of people sat around the table, and Kurt sat down with them. He pulled a chair out a couple of inches and motioned for me to sit, but he didn’t introduce me. The music – classic rock – was too loud. Everyone who spoke had to shout.
The dining room held an eclectic mix: black, white, male, female. They were all unbearably thin. Their neck bones protruded, their wrists were like golf balls, the shirtless guy’s ribs were all visible.
A short-ish guy sat the head of the table, busily building something out of the pile of garbage in front of him. As he diligently moved stuff around, everyone else at the table sat and watched him.
I ignored all of them and watched Kurt. Sitting this close to him, at this table, in this room full of strangers, all I could think is: He’s gorgeous. I wonder what he’s thinking. I wonder what we’re doing. I wonder what we’re going to do.
Meanwhile Kurt lit a cigarette and grabbed a couple of beers from the room-temperature six-pack in the center of the table. He slid me a Budweiser without even glancing in my direction.
I cracked it open and sipped, staring at the wide eyes around me. They didn’t even notice I was there. Everyone was just staring at this guy and his garbage.
Suddenly a tiny mirror was in front of Kurt, long lines of cocaine sprawled on the glass. Kurt deftly made one line disappear, his gorgeous dark waves falling over his face as he leaned forward. Even snorting coke, Kurt looked cool. He slid the mirror to me with his left hand, and handed me a cut straw with his right.
I did a line, then looked at Kurt, who seemed oblivious to my presence.
Telepathically I begged for some direction. Is this for us? Or everybody? Should I pass it to someone else? Or back to you?
Kurt was silent, telepathically and otherwise. So I put the straw on the mirror and pushed it toward the center of the table, from which it rapidly disappeared.
Cocaine was like no other drug I knew. One line inspired this intense, powerful rush of overwhelming euphoria. It was like leaning back and floating on a cloud. Cocaine affects serotonin, dopamine and all the brain’s receptors, providing a feeling of intense calm, joy and peace.
Cocaine was, at that time, the single greatest feeling I had ever experienced. This feeling lasted for maybe ten or fifteen minutes, allowing me to float freely on that cloud forever.
Well, for ten minutes.
Then the euphoria dissolved, leaving me with warm beer, a need for another cigarette, and an inability to stop grinding my teeth.
As I clenched my jaw, I looked for more cocaine, for the mirror, for the straw. I waited, and waited. I stared at Kurt. He did not look at me.
Why are we all just sitting here?
What came around the table next was nothing like anything I’d ever seen before.
After all those nights standing at the gas station and waiting for drug dealers, I figured out that the local drug dealers just made their rounds whenever they had something to sell. They stopped at that gas station whenever they saw someone waiting.
I’m pretty sure Gregg never made any actual phone calls to anyone.
Since I was single for two minutes and had a massive crush on Kurt the cocaine dealer, I knew just where to go. I was looking for a long, sleek black car. And I was only at the gas station for about 20 minutes before it arrived.
Kurt got out of the car, all dark and skinny and mysterious, and strolled straight into the convenience store, not even noticing I was there. Before I could catch him, he was gone.
I thought: Should I follow him?
Then: No, I should not.
It was hard, watching him go past without acknowledgement, and not knowing if I’d even get a chance to talk to him, let alone ask about buying cocaine. I’d never done my own drug deal before.
I was standing outside the door, desperate but trying to appear aloof, when Kurt came back outside. He was smacking a pack of cigarettes against his fist. He saw me move in his periphery and acknowledged me with a brief, close-lipped smile and a nod.
He remembers me.
I ran to catch him before he got in his car.
“Hey Kurt …” I started. Then I didn’t know what to say. This was Kurt, after all. Kurt was eminently cool. And I was struggling not to appear desperate.
I didn’t want to believe, at that point, that I was a drug addict. I knew that sometimes there were real junkies, completely strung out, hanging out at the gas station. They stood and stared into the abyss until someone appeared with their fix.
I didn’t want to be that person.
I wanted to be confident and beautiful. I wanted Kurt to take one look at me and think, “Wow, what a knockout! I’d like to get to know her better!”
And then I wanted Kurt to give me some coke.
But I just stuttered at him. What was the coolest way to look hot and also say, “Can I buy some cocaine from you?”
I really, really wanted him to like me. He was the first person I’d found worthy of my affections in years. But I did not appear confident. I’m fairly certain that I came across more like a limp, dying weed.
So when I tried to speak, I was a complete dweeb. It was like asking someone for a date, and the last time I’d done that, in 9th grade, I’d been laughed across the room like part of a Peanuts cartoon.
Kurt saw me stumbling over my words and said, “Get in.”
He didn’t have to ask twice. I raced around to the passenger side of his car and hopped in. Kurt was very, very quiet. He offered me a cigarette, but I had my own. We both lit smokes and sat silently for a moment.
“Where’s Gregg?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “We’re not together anymore.”
“Huh.”
Maybe Kurt was waiting for the inevitable question; he was, after all, a drug dealer.
Instead I said, “What are you doing tonight?”
Kurt turned and stared at me for a second. I dragged on my cigarette.
He put the car in reverse and looked at me again. “Wanna go somewhere?”
I’d never known a pathological liar before. There was no way to google such a thing in 1988, and I had no idea that this wasn’t a fixable problem.
I had only known Gregg for half a year and he’d lied to me a thousand times. Gregg lied to me about enormous things, like whether or not he had $400 for our vacation, about stealing the rent money to pay for cocaine, and about having a full-time job.
But he also lied about things that didn’t matter, like whether or not he’d had a sandwich, or his favorite song. I learned to believe nothing he said was true.
He did his best to make me believe his lies, too. He’d disappear for hours and hours, as though he were going to work, probably splashing in puddles at a nearby construction site so he could look like he’d been working.
Whenever I asked him about money, he reassured me as though I could trust him. He’d put his strong arms around me and squeeze, as though that confirmed that he was trustworthy.
Gregg was the youngest of six boys, all raised by a mother who died when Gregg was 14 and a raging alcoholic father. I don’t know what killed Gregg’s mom, but I knew that people who were raised by alcoholics tended to become alcoholics.
I didn’t see that in Gregg. He was a pothead, sure, but he seemed to be okay without alcohol. In addition to pot, of course, Gregg used sex to avoid intimacy. We both did.
But I saw Gregg’s family life as a pretty good excuse for being a liar. I imagined him being smacked around by his brothers for opening his mouth, beaten by his father in a drunken rage, with no calming motherly presence to save him from the horrors of adolescence.
I’d met his father; he actually existed. His father was drinking, sullen and brooding on the few occasions I’d seen him, living in the pitch blackness of an empty house. Gregg’s brothers had all moved away and left Gregg behind, where I’d found him flopping around like a fish on sand.
I couldn’t imagine the hell that had been his childhood. I tried to figure out Gregg’s motives, what made him tick. I guessed that if he ever felt safe, he would never have to lie.
But Gregg never felt safe, with me or with anyone else. Nothing I did could make him feel safe.
He lied about jobs, school, girlfriends, guy friends, disagreements, feelings and sandwiches. He lied when telling the truth would do. And since no one could trust him and he was broke, he always, always lied about money.
Gregg lied about everything. He didn’t seem to know the truth.
I believe Gregg could never be himself in the world. He thought he needed to be better, brighter, more handsome, more clever, funnier, smarter and nicer than he acted. He believed that lying about himself would make other people think more highly of him.
The opposite happened, of course; he never seemed to recognize this. He just kept lying about everything to everyone.
For me, though, lying is tantamount to physical abuse. Even during my addiction, I wanted to be honest. The only thing I lied about was my addiction.
Lying breaks trust, and I learned through this relationship that trust was the only thing that actually matters in a relationship. Without it, there’s no chance for a relationship to survive.
Eventually it didn’t matter why he lied. I just wanted to get away from him.
I made a reservation to take a short vacation with Gregg, as though that were something we could afford. Neither of us had a full-time job. Rather than see this as a hindrance, I considered it an opportunity.
“We need $400,” I told Gregg. “I need you to pay for this. Can you do that?”
“Of course,” Gregg said, kissing me. He often kissed me after lying; it sealed the deal for him. If I kissed him back, he knew he’d gotten away with another one.
“Seriously,” I said. “This is important. Four hundred dollars by next Friday, otherwise we can’t go.”
“Four hundred dollars,” Gregg said, “okay.” He kissed me again.
I asked him during the week if he had the money yet, and he assured me he was working on it. He never answered questions about how he would get the money, where it would come from, whether or not he’d be doing any work. He just kept telling me not to worry about it.
I assumed he was selling drugs or something else that I would happily condone if it meant we could go on vacation. I didn’t question Gregg’s methods.
On Thursday night, we packed and got ready to go. This consisted of putting toothbrushes in a plastic bag with some cigarettes.
“Do you have the money?” I asked before I could get any sleep.
“I’ve got it,” he said.
“Can I see it?” I was getting wise.
“I’ve got it!” Gregg said, offended that I would doubt him.
“Cool,” I said.
We went to sleep in my tiny efficiency apartment on the pullout sofa bed from my grandmother, waking many hours after sunrise for our trip.
I woke up gleeful, and went into the bathroom.
Gregg woke up less gleeful. When I walked out of the bathroom, he was in full-tilt panic mode.
“It’s gone!” he screamed. “The money is gone!”
I walked to where Gregg was standing next to a fold-out chair that I’d crammed in front of my interior door. Gregg had flipped the chair upside down and was standing in the space between the chair and sofabed.
“What are you talking about?”
“I put the money under this chair last night,” Gregg wailed, “and now it’s gone! Somebody must have come in here in the middle of the night and stolen it!”
“You put it under the chair?”
“Yes!” He was almost in tears. “It was right here! Someone must have broken in last night! It’s all gone!”
I looked around at my minuscule apartment. There was a 16-inch path at the foot of the bed that led to my back door, and no way in or out of the front door because of the chair. There wasn’t even room to walk.
“You’re saying that someone came into this room without waking us up….”
“Yes!”
“They came in and randomly looked under this chair …” I flipped the chair back for emphasis. “Then they found four hundred dollars and walked out without waking us up?”
“They must have!” Gregg wailed. “It’s all gone!”
It was as though Gregg believed this ridiculous story. In his mind, maybe it was completely true.
“You put all the money under the chair,” I sighed.
“I did!” Gregg screamed. “It was right here!”
“The money was not there,” I said. “It was never there.”
“I swear on my mother’s grave!” Gregg said. Briefly I wondered if his mother had actually died.
“Get out,” I said. “And don’t come back, ever.”
“I swear it was …”
“GO.” I said.
Gregg left, and stayed gone for a long, long time.
Gregg and I woke up one day and still had some acid left.
At $3 a hit, and because I had not yet built up any resistance to LSD, leftovers were common.
“Can we just do it again, please?” I asked Gregg. I just wanted to be high.
“Okay,” he said. We had the high drama moment of putting the tabs on our tongues and then … waited.
I started to shake. My heart started to race. I saw little trails behind my closed eyelids, but nothing else happened.
I wasn’t happy with the heart-racing thing. “This doesn’t feel right at all,” I said. I wasn’t high. I was just … jittery. “Why am I shaking?”
“That’s just the Strychnine,” Gregg said.
“Strychnine?!?”
“Yeah, they use it to make acid,” Gregg said.
“Well I want it to stop!” I nearly screamed.
“It will,” he said.
As if.
It didn’t stop for at least two hours. Meanwhile I did not have any kind of fun. I just sat around panicked. I was afraid to smoke because I was on poison, and my heart wouldn’t stop racing, and I was pretty sure I would kill myself if I even lit a cigarette.
Eventually when my heart stopped its incessant pounding, I walked to the bar, where I got drunk and forgot I was not-high on Strychnine.
Another day, though, I decided that streaking was a lost art. “Let’s all streak to the mailbox!” I yelled, tearing off all my clothes and racing to the mailbox, feeling the wind in my hair, my breath strong in my chest, my feet grazing the pavement as I ran.
I ran two blocks – and back. It was awesome. “Who’s next?” I asked upon my return.
Everyone just stared at me. Running on LSD was awesome, and running naked was awesome. I have no idea why nobody else wanted to try it.
Another night, Gregg and I went out with Barry and Kim, the neighbors who lived in the apartment next door. Barry and Kim were getting married the next day and they wanted to do something really fun, so we all went out together and got wasted in a parking lot by a lake.
The party ended when Kim found me having sex with Barry in the front seat of the car, which I had never done before and certainly hadn’t wanted to do the night before their wedding.
But I did.
Barry and Kim still lived next door to me after they got married, but Gregg and I didn’t party with them anymore. Another two acquaintances disappeared from my life.
Little things were happening that separated me from the other people in the world. I had no idea that my daily “normal” was “beyond wasted” for most people. I didn’t know that some people spent time sober. I didn’t know that everyone wasn’t doing exactly what I was doing … except that these little things kept happening.
I lost my keys. I left Kitty outside in the snow. I tried to make chicken marsala but drank all the wine. I puked on the walls in my kitchen. I puked in my bathtub and slipped on it when trying to shower. I burned my couch, my mattress, my carpet, my pillow. I slept through a job interview. I went to a job interview without shoes. I went to the bar without shoes.
As long as I kept drinking, these little things kept happening.
I fell head over heels in love with Kurt the moment I laid eyes on him. He stepped out of that car at the gas station and I thought, Oh my GOD, where have you been all my life?
Then I thought, Do you have any cocaine? We’d been waiting for hours for him to appear, so we were thrilled when he pulled out a little baggie and sold it to us.
Then he disappeared into the wind.
Gregg told me that Kurt was the mayor’s son and a junkie. This made me love Kurt even more.
When the Grateful Dead was in town in June, Gregg and I went downtown to the Civic Arena – with Kurt. We didn’t have any tickets to the show; we went into town to party with the Deadheads.
The Civic Arena parking lot was mayhem. It was swarming with tie-dyed wannabe-hippies, some who had just pulled up in their VW minibus and poured out onto the asphalt. A hundred boomboxes all blasted bootleg Dead concerts. Drugs were visible everywhere, as though Grateful Dead tailgate parties were immune to the law.
Everyone was dancing.
Kurt and I walked together, admiring the crowd. Gregg followed us like a lost puppy as we explored.
Kurt didn’t talk much. When he did, his voice was soft but intense. “Do you hear the sirens?” Kurt asked.
I stopped walking and listened. Sure enough, far in the distance, I heard sirens. “Yes,” I said, astounded by Kurt’s brilliance at locating the distant wails in the midst of such chaos.
“Stay far away from those,” he said, still walking.
I caught up quickly. “Why?”
“Cops,” Kurt said.
“Oh, right.” I made a mental note to always listen to Kurt.
A guy with a brown floppy hat and a full beard jumped in front of us; he pulled out a huge roll of LSD and waved it in Kurt’s face. The guy was a bit frantic.
Kurt stopped walking and stared at the guy until he settled down. Finally Kurt said, “No thanks.”
We had only walked a few more yards before a young, blond girl in a similar floppy hat held up a strip of acid tabs as we walked by. Kurt reached out and snagged 2 tabs off the bottom almost without stopping. He smiled at the girl and put a tab on his tongue.
“Thanks,” Kurt said. He ripped the second tab in half and put one half on my tongue. He handed the other half to Gregg.
Within minutes, we were dancing in the parking lot, too.
After nightfall, Kurt bought a huge joint and we shared it outside under the stars. Life was glorious.
Until it wasn’t.
Suddenly a dragon swooped down from the night sky, nearly tearing off my head.
“WHAT WAS THAT?” I shouted.
Kurt mumbled something to Gregg. The music was suddenly too loud, the sky too black.
I ducked from another screaming, flying hallucination. “WHAT’S GOING ON!”
“That joint must have been laced with PCP,” Kurt said.
“WHAT?!” My terror was palpable.
I’d seen the videos in health class. People died on PCP, always.
Kurt put one hand on my head. “Just relax. It’s like acid.”
“Really?” My heart slowed a little; I breathed. “It’s like acid? I love acid.”
But it felt like very glitchy, unpleasant acid.
For me, the party was over. We sat on a curb and waited for the PCP insanity to fade.
Eventually, we all went home. I did not do PCP again.
With therapy included, my weeks now looked something like this:
MONDAY: Get up, kill hangover with a liter of Diet Coke, shower, and put on khakis. Go to a temp job. Drink with Gregg after work until the bars close, have sex and/or pass out.
TUESDAY: Drink a liter of Diet Coke, maybe shower, put on yesterday’s clothes. Go to temp job. Leave at 1:45 for therapy (pre-authorized by the temp job); drive back to work by 3:15. Drink after work with Gregg….
WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY: Same schedule, different day. Drink even more on Friday because, well, it’s Friday.
SATURDAY: Wake up at 10 a.m. and turn on Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Wait patiently for the Penny cartoon. After Gregg rolls a joint and we smoke it, gaze like an insane person at the nuances and brilliance that has been created just for my enjoyment. When My Little Pony comes on afterward, watch it as though it details the deepest secrets of the universe. (It probably does.) After watching TV, take a two-hour nap. Get up and get/do acid, if possible. Do cocaine, if possible. Stay high until well past sunrise on Sunday. (Backup plan if no drugs: drink copious amounts of alcohol until puking/passing out is inevitable.)
SUNDAY: Sleep until well past noon. Send Gregg to 7-11 for Sunday paper with weekly classifieds. Send out cover letters for anything related to television (exceedingly rare). Then go to the bar and drink until it closes.
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Obviously, Saturday was my clear favorite day. I had my own version of a cartoon party, then – on a good day – did acid or cocaine or drank until I dropped.
Some days, there was no acid to be found. Given that it is completely illegal and was incredibly dangerous, it could be hard to find.
But if there was no acid, I would whine like a toddler in the grocery store who’s not allowed to buy a candy bar at checkout.
I wanted drugs like a baby wants candy. And I did whatever I could to get them.
Sometimes Gregg would disappear for a couple of hours, coming back with nothing.
Sometimes we would go together to get drugs by hanging out at the gas station.
Based on Gregg’s latest information, we would walk together to the other side of Swissvale – a mile, maybe two. Then we would stand next to the phone booth at the gas station and wait for whichever drug dealer happened to be “on his way.”
Sometimes we were waiting for LSD, sometimes cocaine, sometimes pot.
We would stand there and watch the cars go by. We’d wait and wait and wait and wait and wait. Sometimes we waited for two, three, even four hours. We’d smoke cigarettes and lean on the phone booth and stare at the cars.
I was like a heroin addict in desperate need of a fix. I’d wait forever, just wishing for the drugs to appear. The only difference between me and any other homeless street junkie is that I still had a place to live.
Sometimes we’d be there for an hour and I’d give up. I’d go to the bar – and Gregg would always tag along. It never occurred to me that Gregg didn’t have an actual deal in place.
Gregg would use the phone on occasion to call the drug dealer. I never talked to the dealers myself, so maybe there was no one on the other end of the phone.
Then, one day, a long black sedan pulled up and a rail-thin, dark-eyed man stepped out to sell us some cocaine.
